Tatars make him nervous. Also, Clou has terrible posture while he’s just lazing around.
Edit: It has come to my attention that the word “derp” can cause some intense emotional reaction from some people as, while it was invented by a couple of comedians, has since been used to insult subsets of people. So as small as it is, I’ve replaced Clou “derping” around to just “lazing” around. I’m not usually one for overly-political-correctness, but since I’m not sure exactly how offensive the word is, I’ll keep it off the site. ^_^;;
Wait, what do you mean the cross caught fire?